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All I wanted was a Table-Mate

I rarely eat at home, but when I do I thought something like the above would be useful when I want to veg out with some Netflix (others have too, they just won't admit it.) But suddenly I have all these questions:

1. Would this TV tray make me feel like a spinster? 

2. Will I look as happy as this working woman does in the Amazon ad, with her Mexican dinner?And is this woman supposed to be a spinster?

3. Will this mean I have to buy a cat, and/or this additional accessory?

Reactions from trusted sources have been:

"Buy it...if you want to age 4o years."

"Don't buy it!!"

"Omg, no." and "Please don't"

"Only if you can fold it away and hide it." (Which, might I mention, I can).

Happy Cinco de Mayo

(It's a cover of Cheap Trick, passed on to me by Mr. Birondo)

Something is Missing

ME! I am missing from this picture...and who is that girl on the right? Oh uh uh.

Perfect Afternoon

Flowers, Latte, cupcakes...somewhere in Paris. Not my picture, but I wish it was.

Something to Ponder

I was at the grocery store the other day, and the guy bagging my groceries asks me: "Where are you from?" I pointed to my mom and said her family was from Italy, and that my dad is from Iran. His response: "Yea, I thought you looked Middle-Eastern...(his eyes widen, and hands go up) No offense!"

"No offense" ?? How funny/sad! Since when is being Middle-Eastern an insult or a bad thing? Lucky for him I wasn't offended, and told him "none taken." I just find it interesting that he even felt the need to say that. The world is an interesting place these days.

Like Mother, Like Daughter

IMRHO, my mom may be the coolest. She bought this watch today. Black, gold, and rhinestones. I used to think I got my taste in these things from my dad (the Persian side), but now I just don't know anymore!