I was just reading this article on Rachael Ray, and her stylist's poor choice in a scarf, and had to laugh. How silly is this that we have gone so far in this "code red" world of ours, that now we focus on the accessories of B-list celebrities and call them out for supporting terrorism. I wasn't there when her stylist chose the scarf, but I really doubt that was the intention. Let's be real, these scarves are being sold at Forever 21 and Urban Outfitters. My friends have them and, sadly, I even bought one at Ross for $7.99 because I am a sucker for fleeting trends. I don't wear it much though, because I think they're getting played out on the streets of San Francisco. Hipsters seem to love them...does this mean hipsters are terrorists too?! Oh my!
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Dude, last time I was in Tahoe, I was wearing my keffiyah, walking to the bank and some hicks in a truck lean out their window and were like "What the f. are you wearing?!?!"
Unfortunately, I didn't have the head for a witty retort, so it just came out with some appropriate obscenities.
It's a weird-ass world out there, outside the bay.
(oh yeah, this is Ben. Nice new blog)
of course, you never know.... it could have been some subtle trigger sign to a louisiana based terror cell to boycott dunkin' donuts or fill the sugar packets with salt. But i'm thinking that the only person who could have possibly noticed rachael ray in a dunkin' donuts ad (what a combo for gawdssake!) would be a blinds-closed-door-bolted blogger. Either way, Rachael and her stylist need to go to Guantanamo ASAP. i'm gonna start a blog about that....
Since the hipsters wear keffiyehs, they must be terrorists. But luckily for us the hipster can't fit any bombs in his/her skinny jeans. So I think we are safe.
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